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Introducing Our Staff!
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Benton deLaw - Chief
Mr. deLaw graduated top of his class from the prestigious Glorian
Guards Academy, Pickeringsville.
Benton brings his excellent skills of avoidance and sharp eye
for current trends to the lush pages of The Evening
Shroud. (ed. - His is the
only bio we are not allowed to mess with.) |
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Ms. Gossip is known for her "nose for news." A
native Rhydinian, a rare breed when one is merely a lowly human,
she has no magical ability and is forced to work for a living.
Coming from an average family, and of somewhat nondescript
appearance, Sharon is often overlooked, making it easy for her
to eavesdrop which she rather enjoys doing. She prefers to be
amused rather than in the spot-light.
Sharon moonlights as a comic book writer, She is best known
for her involvement with the popular "Tribal Girls"
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Mz. Pink was recently returned home by a horrified and
now-defunct production company. After a scuffle with the late
editor, Mr. I. M. Rougecou,
Mz. Pink has been relegated to field reporting full-time as Mr.
deLaw prefers to remain breathing. Sharp of wit and mean
spirited, it is recommended that you get out of this vixen's way
if she is in a bad mood. A not-so-famous-B-Movie Star, Physhra
can be seen in such cult classic greats as "My
Son, Three-Headed Joe" and "Ride
the Wild Rancheros". Rumors of her decision
to take over the world are true; but we have yet to discern to
which world she refers. |
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Eagle Eye - Columnist
I Spy, Eagle Eye has the awesome ability to speak Llamanease
as well as contemporary Canary. A party animal, Eagle Eye knows
how to accessorize! From the steamy muck of the gutters to the
glamour and glitz of the realms most royal and famous, he
mingles with any willing crowd, bringing YOU the latest and
greatest gossip, trends and whatever catches his eagle eyes! |
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From the depths of the mysterious Ether to the bright and
glaring lights of our offices, comes the realms most talented
psychic source! Madame Zotix offers You the chance to know
yourself! From insightful horoscopes to "Ask
Auntie Mystic", wisdom is now yours to own! |
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